E! Online - One's an R-rated assassin flick featuring 1.5 seconds of Angelina Jolie's bare backside. The other's a G-rated love story about two robots on an Earth devoid of human life. This week's two big releases are both great in their own ways, and plenty of people will be torn between them. Here's what we thought:

E! Online - Kevin Smith's upcoming comedy Zack and Miri Make a Porno, with Elizabeth Banks and Seth Rogen, may actually be a porno. No, seriously. The MPAA is trying to slap it with an NC-17 rating, meaning you'd have a tough time seeing it down at the megaplex.

AP - The buzz over Heath Ledger's performance as the Joker in "The Dark Knight" for the last several months was justified. With his final full film role, Ledger delivers what may be remembered as the finest performance of his career.

AP - George Clooney just wants actors to get along instead of choosing between sparring unions.

AP - Wim Wenders will head the international jury that will award the coveted Golden Lion at this year's Venice Film Festival.

AP - Sophia Loren is imploring people to clear the garbage off the streets of her beloved Naples.

AP - Lindsay Lohan's father says he's looking into a claim by a woman who says she had a daughter by him.

E! Online - Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston's box-office face-off has been called off.

E! Online - Before his world shrinks to an 8-by-10 cell, Wesley Snipes would like to cross a few oceans.

E! Online - The Dark Knight doesn't forget.

E! Online - George Clooney doesn't just play a fixer in the movies.

E! Online - The lawyers need to shore up their offense or this lawsuit could be headed for the fires of Mordor.