E! Online - As if you weren't convinced already that The Hills isn't exactly pure reality television, here's another lesson for ya.

AP - It's been called "Desperate Housewives" on an Army base. Lifetime just calls it the network's signature hit.

AP - Tatum O'Neal swore she was done with drugs.

E! Online - Accidents do happen, some more destructive than others.

Reuters - "In Plain Sight," USA Network's new drama about the witness protection program, got off to a good start with 5.3 million viewers tuning in for Sunday's debut.

AP - The birth of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's twins is turning into the type of mystery that might make a good movie one day.

AP - Wrestling fans eager to get their hands on Vince McMahon's money will have to jump through a few hoops first.

Reuters - The standoff between "The Simpsons" voice cast and series producer 20th Century Fox TV is over.

AP - Solitary confinement isn't sitting well with Hulk Hogan's son.

E! Online - The only thing hotter than the predawn blaze that closed down the area surrounding the Gibson Amphitheatre before the 2008 MTV Movie Awards was double-threat Johnny Depp.

E! Online - Wisteria Lane has survived tornadoes, catfights and now, raging infernos.

E! Online - Kim Cattrall is getting back into bed with HBO.

E! Online - Harold Perrineau is The Unusuals' suspect.