AP - He was the comedian who actually said the seven words you can never say on television, but close friends and family members remembered George Carlin as a man who, when he was off stage, had only a kind word for everyone he met.

AP - A grown man wearing a diaper is spun around until he can barely stand, then is made to try an obstacle course carrying pitchers of milk without spilling any. Another man, dressed like an insect, flings himself onto a giant-sized "windshield" with a giant-sized "splat."

AP - Former "American Idol" Ruben Studdard has married Surata Zuri McCants at a church in a suburb of Birmingham, Alabama. But there was no singing during the 30-minute ceremony — just an exchange of vows, prayers and music provided by a string ensemble. A reporter from The Birmingham News attended the ceremony.

E! Online - While the "real" in reality has always been questionable when it comes to The Hills, it seems Spencer Pratt truly is that guy everybody loves to hate—at least according to Mary-Kate Olsen.

E! Online - Aly & AJ have dodged a potential uh-oh.

E! Online - Neal McDonough is the future on Wisteria Lane.

AP - MTV isn't ruling out giving viewers more Britney Spears at this year's Video Music Awards.

AP - It wasn't Teri Hatcher who made a big impression on schoolchildren in Nairobi, Kenya. It was her 10-year-old daughter, Emerson Rose.

AP - Another chapter has been added to the Lohan family saga — and this time, it may be another Lohan.

E! Online - He may not have made it as a hallucinating detective, but Jeff Goldblum has been assigned to Major Case.